Get the fuck off my LAWN!!!!!!!!!

**Moviemaniac4** · September 12th, 2005, 06:00 PM

Can I have the Chainsaw ??

*Starts to play that music from "Art of Noise"

**munkkeyboy** · September 12th, 2005, 06:01 PM

it's all gassed up and ready to go, MM4!

**Dajistano** · September 12th, 2005, 06:09 PM

Note to self: If ever at Munkey's house- Drive a backhoe.

[ September 12, 2005 03:09 PM: Message edited by: Daj of the Dead ]

**Moviemaniac4** · September 12th, 2005, 06:12 PM

*MM4 turns

Hey Daj, look at this chainsa......ooops

Here, take your arm....errr.....don't worry, some crazy glue and it will be like new [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Dajistano** · September 12th, 2005, 06:18 PM

Superglue is very efficient for closing skin, actually.

Reattaching limbs, though... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

**Moviemaniac4** · September 12th, 2005, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Daj of the Dead:
Superglue is very efficient for closing skin, actually.

Reattaching limbs, though... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Let me guess....Zombie manuel chapter VI

**Dajistano** · September 12th, 2005, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by The Amazing Beach Man:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Daj of the Dead:
Superglue is very efficient for closing skin, actually.

Reattaching limbs, though... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Let me guess....Zombie manuel chapter VI<hr /></blockquote>No, that section is titled, "On the Defense". Contains information about how homes and buildings would stand up against zombie carnage before being fortified. Invaluable information, actually.

The Zombie Survival Guide is why Yac, TCM and I are likely to be the only survivors on this board if *they* do rise.

The three of us will just end up capping the rest of you, who are almost certainly part of the undead by then. [img]wink.gif[/img]

I'm pretty superglue is in there somewhere, however.

**munkkeyboy** · September 12th, 2005, 11:32 PM

And another thing!!!!

Diane and Mariska are like best friends...they threw bridal showers for one another...awwwwww [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

dianemariska

**Chairman Kaga** · September 13th, 2005, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by munkkeychusetts:
And another thing!!!!

Diane and Mariska are like best friends...they threw bridal showers for one another...awwwwww [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Oh dear Christ.....

As for supeglue. Wasn't that riginally invented as a quick dirty way of closing wounds in Nam?....I too own and have read the Zombie Survival Guide (twice in fact)....Most of the information I had previously surmised from a lifetime of zombie paranoia...though some information on good weapons was enlightening....Of course the guide only works best if the undead act like the Solanum zombies described. Faster smarter zombies portrayed in the Dawn of the Dead remake, Return of the Living Dead or even Land of the Dead would require much more stealth.